Disclaimer: Star Trek: Voyager and all its characters and episodes are owned by Paramount Pictures. The following script is made available for your personal enjoyment only. Script courtesy of Astor Dark ----------------------------------------------------------------------- STAR TREK: VOYAGER "Death Wish" TEASER FADE IN: INTERIOR KIM'S QUARTERS KIM is practicing his clarinet... playing something classical as he looks at his sheet music. PARIS is sitting with his feet up, reading a padd. After a particularly difficult and high-pitched phrase, Kim repeats it once and then again... and somebody starts pounding on the wall next door. Kim stops, looks over, frowns... KIM: (yelling) Sorry! Sighs, puts his clarinet down. PARIS: Obviously, Ensign Baytart doesn't appreciate music. KIM: It's the darn fluid conduits running through the walls. They conduct sound. You'd think when they designed this thing they would've... PARIS: (interrupting) The ship was built for combat performance, Harry, not for musical performance. Nobody figured we'd be taking any long trips. KIM: Where am I supposed to practice? PARIS: How 'bout the cargo bay? KIM: Bad acoustics. PARIS: (deadpan) We could get Baytart transferred to the night shift. KIM: We couldn't do that. (beat) Could we...? Paris gives him a dry look. PARIS: So you have an excuse to give your mother why you didn't practice when you were gone. KIM: I'm trying to prepare for an important performance! PARIS: Really? Are we scheduled to rendezvous with the Delta Quadrant Symphony Orchestra...? KIM: Susan Nicoletti and I have been working on a new orchestral program for the holodeck. PARIS: Lieutenant Nicoletti? The one I've been chasing for six months? Cold hands? Cold heart? KIM: (with a personal grin) Not when she plays the oboe. Paris considers this revelation. CHAKOTAY: (com voice) Chakotay to all senior officers. Please report to the bridge. As they react and EXIT PARIS: You know, Harry, I've always wanted to learn to play the drums. INTERIOR BRIDGE TUVOK, CHAKOTAY, TORRES are already in place. JANEWAY ENTERS from her ready room... looks to Chakotay for a report. Paris and Kim ENTER, go to their stations during the following. CHAKOTAY: (to Janeway) We've been surveying an unusual comet for the last twenty minutes. I thought you'd want to take a look. JANEWAY: (reacts, curious) On screen. ANGLE-INCLUDE THE VIEWSCREEN (OPTICAL) And see the comet. JANEWAY: (continuing) What's so unusual about it, Commander? CHAKOTAY: Its trajectory is erratic... and our sensors aren't detecting any stellar or planetary gravitational fields that could account for its motion. She checks readouts on a monitor. JANEWAY: Then, you're saying it isn't a comet. CHAKOTAY: (acknowledging) And yet it looks, feels, and tastes just like a comet. JANEWAY: (off readings) Well, there's a slight chance that there are magnetodynamic forces acting on the comet that are too subtle for our sensors to detect. (beat, looks up with a scientific enthusiasm) Or it might be something we've never encountered before. She smiles. JANEWAY: B'Elanna, go down to transporter room two. Let's beam aboard a sample for examination. TORRES: Aye, Captain. She EXITS. JANEWAY: Harry, see if you can lock on to a core fragment. KIM: (working) Having no trouble penetrating the crust, Captain. JANEWAY: Good. INTERIOR TRANSPORTER ROOM Torres ENTERS... moves to the command post. The supernumerary moves away. JANEWAY: (com voice) Janeway to Torres. We're ready when you are, Lieutenant. Working- TORRES: Setting up a class-three containment field, Captain... (beat) Field in place. JANEWAY: (com voice) Commence transport. TORRES: Energizing. ANGLE (OPTICAL) On the transporter pad as the MATERIALIZATION EFFECT produces not a core fragment, but a male humanoid, about forty, in a Starfleet red uniform. Torres reacts. The man smiles at her, steps through the containment field which appears briefly and down off the platform. Q2: Hello, my name is Q. And as Torres reacts... FADE OUT. ACT ONE FADE IN: INTERIOR TRANSPORTER ROOM-CONTINUOUS Torres hits her combadge. TORRES: Torres to Janeway. You better get down here, Captain. INTERCUT: INTERIOR BRIDGE JANEWAY: Problem, Lieutenant? TORRES: Yes, ma'am. That transport from the comet... it brought a man aboard. He says his name is Q. JANEWAY: (knows by reputation, reacts with concern, to Chakotay) Red Alert. (to com) I'll be right down. As she starts to EXIT... Q2: (com voice) Oh no, please don't bother, Captain. INTERIOR TRANSPORTER ROOM Q2 talking into Torres's combadge. Q2: (continuing) Let me take you to lunch, instead. INTERIOR MESS HALL (OPTICAL) Q2 and Janeway APPEAR simultaneously. NEELIX and KES and other supernumeraries there react. Q2: (to Janeway, shaking her hand) What a pleasure it is to meet you. (re: shaking) Am I doing this right? It's been such a long time since we had the opportunity to greet anyone. Oh, please, have a seat... here. ANGLE (OPTICAL) The table he's pointing to suddenly changes: now it is set with fancy tablecloth and candelabra and fine china and comfortable chairs and a hot meal. JANEWAY: (takes a deep breath) My name is Kathryn Janeway, captain of... Q2: (overlapping) the Federation Starship Voyager, yes, yes, I know all that. (leading her to sit) Look, Welsh rarebit just like your grandfather used to make. Janeway looks at it with curiosity. So does... NEELIX From his vantage point with Kes a few yards away. NEELIX: "Rarebit." She never told me she likes Rarebits. What is a Rarebit anyway? Is this some new chef she's interviewing? Kes doesn't know. RESUME Urging her on- Q2: Please, eat-it's the least I can do to express my appreciation. JANEWAY: Appreciation... for what? Q2: Letting me out of my captivity. JANEWAY: (cautious, not sure if she should believe him) You were being held against your will... inside the comet? Q2 is looking around at this new environment, breathing it all in seeing all the other people, smiling and nodding hello to the stares. Q2: Hmm, oh, in a manner of speaking. You, all of you... are mortals, aren't you? He says the word with awe. He moves around the room. JANEWAY: Who was holding you prisoner, Q? Q2 ignores the question, caught up in the wonder of the moment moves to Kes. Q2: And you, you only live seven years. KES: (curious) That's right. Q2: How I envy you. KES: Why is that? Q2: Because the one thing I want in life more than any other... is to die. Reactions. Janeway has had enough. JANEWAY: Look, I don't know what you want here, but I know who you are. Every captain in Starfleet has been briefed about your appearances on the Enterprise, and I warn you... Q2: (overlapping) My appearances? Oh, no, I never... You've mistaken me for... Well, no matter, I really must get on with my "business" before the others realize I'm here... (a speech) When someone asks you about me, and they will, would you tell them I said... (interrupting himself) I've had three hundred years to think of appropriate last words... I wanted something memorable, quotable, you know? (the speech again) "I die not for myself but for you." (normal) I know. I know. Enigmatic. Provocative. But they'll understand. Well, good-bye to you all. Many thanks. Here's the end of me. ANGLE (OPTICAL) And he waves an arm and there's a flash, but when it clears he's still there... but all the men in the room have disappeared. Q2: Oh, dear. That's wasn't right. TORRES: (corn voice) Torres to Janeway. Captain, all the men have disappeared. JANEWAY: (interrupting) I'm aware of it, Lieutenant. Report to the bridge. Janeway out. (to Q2) Bring them back. Now. Q2: Of course. Of course. He waves his hand again. Nothing. Q2: I'm just a little out of practice. He waves again. Nothing. He frowns. Q2: Well, that's that. I'm afraid they're... gone. JANEWAY: Gone where? Q2: Just gone. I apologize... for the... inconvenience. Before she can react verbally, with a sheepish look, he gives a slight frustrated gesture... and Janeway and Q2 DISAPPEAR in a FLASH. INTERIOR BRIDGE (OPTICAL) And APPEAR with a FLASH here. Janeway sitting in her chair. Q2 standing beside her. She bounds to her feet immediately. Torres is there... a couple of other female supernumeraries. Q2: Well, good luck to you. I really have to be going now. JANEWAY: Return my crew! Q2 sighs, shoulders sag, guilty. Q2: I'm... I'm not sure how. (apparently to himself) Humans, humans... Who would have more recent experience with humans? And on that cue, there is another flash, and standing there is our old friend Q (hereafter referred to as Q1) also dressed in Starfleet red. He looks annoyed at Q2. Q1: What have you done now, Q? And on reactions... FADE OUT. ACT TWO FADE IN: INTERIOR BRIDGE-CONTINUOUS Q1 shakes his head... sighs. Q1: (sarcastic) Well now, isn't this just fine. Humans are not supposed to be in this quadrant for another hundred years. Q2: I didn't bring them here. It wasn't my... Q1: (overlapping) How did you get out, Q? Janeway steps forward. JANEWAY: I'm afraid we're responsible for that. Q1 reacts to her with disdain. Q1: Well, I guess that's what we get for having a woman in the captain's seat, isn't it? You know, I was betting that Riker would get this command. JANEWAY: (reacts, cold) May I assume you're the Q I've heard so much about? Q1: You've heard of little me? Do tell. (continuing) Has Jean-Luc been whispering about me behind my back? (realizing all the crew members are women) Say, is this the ship of the Valkyries... or have human women finally managed to do away with their men altogether? Q2: There was a slight accident. Q1: A slight accident. Let me guess. You were trying to commit suicide. Q2 shrugs, acknowledging. Q1 just sighs, irritated. ANGLE (OPTICAL) Q1 gestures with his hand; a FLASH, and all the men return. Chakotay stands, alarmed... begins to move toward the intruders. Q1: (reacting to Chakotay) Facial art. How very wilderness of you. CHAKOTAY: Captain? Janeway holds up a hand to stop him. Q1: All right then, Q, we should be going. Q2: I'm not leaving. Captain Janeway, I demand asylum! Q1: This is a joke. Q2: I am officially asking you, Captain, to grant me asylum and give me protection from my enemies which is him. Q1: You would ask these puny humans to protect you from me? Fat chance. Q1 begins to raise his arm in a gesture, but before he can, Q2 sweeps his arm in front of him; there's a flash and Q1 disappears. The ship begins to shudder. JANEWAY: What did you do to him? Q2: Nothing. He's still there in the 24th century. I just took the rest of us to an old hiding place of mine. The shuddering grows stronger throughout the scene. JANEWAY: Report. KIM: Captain, there are no stars outside. Q2: That's partially correct. Actually, there's no universe outside. JANEWAY: On screen. INCLUDING THE VIEWSCREEN (OPTICAL) To show the formation of the universe... CHAKOTAY: (off monitor) I'm showing a large buildup of baryon particles. Q2: Perfectly normal... TUVOK: Captain, based on our readings, it appears that we have been transported back in time to the birth of the universe. Janeway looks sharply at Q2 who smiles as he watches the viewscreen... acknowledging. Q2: Very old hiding place. ANGLE (OPTICAL) There's a flash, and Q1 appears near Torres. Q1: (beat, to Q2) I know all the hiding places, Q. I hid here from the Continuum myself once. TORRES: This ship will not survive the formation of the cosmos. Q1: But think of the honor of having your DNA spread from one corner of the universe to the other. Why, you could be the origins of humanoid life. JANEWAY: Q! Either Q! Get us out of here. ANGLE (OPTICAL) Q1: (to Q2) You heard the lady. Time for you to go back to your cell. He raises his arm, but before Q1 can do anything else, Q2 gestures and another FLASH and Q1 is gone again, and now we're under attack. The ship shakes with impact. PARIS: We're under attack. CHAKOTAY: By a ship? PARIS: (off controls) By... by... I'm not sure what they are. He hits a panel, looks up at the viewscreen. ANGLE-INCLUDE THE VIEWSCREEN (OPTICAL) To see we're surrounded by subatomic particles... protons pummeling us. KIM: Captain, I don't believe this... but... according to my readings, we're being attacked by protons! We've been reduced to subatomic proportions! Janeway reacts, turns to Q2 with fury in her eyes. Q2: He'll never find us here. JANEWAY: (exasperated) Mister Tuvok, see if you can release a positive ion charge to repel them. Q1 APPEARS. Q1: Ready or not, here I come. Q2 reacts, waves his hand again in a defensive gesture... a FLASH... Q1 is gone. The pummeling stops. Janeway sags. JANEWAY: (to Paris) Now what? PARIS: Checking... We seem to be tethered to some kind of large... (beat) plant. JANEWAY: (exhausted) Let's see it. ANGLE-INCLUDE THE VIEWSCREEN (OPTICAL) A fuzzy close-up of green. JANEWAY: Computer, a wider angle. NEW VIEWSCREEN ANGLE (OPTICAL) To see we're an ornament on a Christmas tree. The branches and other hanging balls and blinking lights are clearly visible. Suddenly we're jolted... and everyone hangs on to keep from falling... and the picture on the viewscreen pans as a hand picks us up, and now we see Q1's face looking right into our viewscreen camera. Q1: (viewscreen) You can't hide from me, Q. Q2: And you can't take me by force. I'll stalemate you for eternity, if I have to. JANEWAY: (angry) The hell you will. (to them both) The vaunted Q Continuum. Self-anointed guardians of the universe. How dare you come aboard this ship and endanger this crew with your personal... tug-of war. Q1: (viewscreen) (reacts) Did anyone ever tell you you're angry when you're beautiful? A flash, and Q1 is standing back on the bridge. PARIS: (off readings) We're back where we started from, Captain. Q2: It's doesn't matter. I'm not going into that cell again. Q1: You could spend eternity as a Gorokian midwife toad. Q2: Just try it. And just as they're about to resume their battle... JANEWAY: Stop. (to Q2) You want asylum? Fine. We'll have a hearing. Q1: A hearing... you would have me put his future in your delicate little hands? (as he takes them in his) So touchably soft. What is your secret, dear? She disengages herself from him. JANEWAY: When the captain of a Starfleet vessel receives an official request for asylum, there is a clear procedure to follow. I suggest to end your deadlock and save my ship that we follow it to the letter. Q1: (beat, thinking) Well, this could go on for a millennium or two, I suppose. All right, I'll agree on behalf of the Continuum on one condition-if you rule in our favor, agrees to return to his confinement. All eyes turn to Q2, who takes a beat to think and then announces Q2: I have a condition of my own. If she rules in my favor, the Continuum will grant me mortality. Q1: Why? So you can kill yourself? Q2: Exactly. Q2 And now Q1 looks at Janeway, who considers this turn of events with concern. Q1 smiles with amusement. Q1: (to Janeway) Accepted. Well, this should make for an amusing diversion. Will you send him to prison for eternity or assist him with his suicide plan? My, my, that's a tough one... but then that's why they made you captain, isn't it... to handle the tough ones? (beat) I guess now we'll get to find out if the pants really fit. He grins and DISAPPEARS. Off Janeway's reaction. FADE OUT. ACT THREE FADE IN: INTERIOR TUVOK'S OFFICE (OPTICAL) Tuvok is studying some Okudagrams on a monitor when Q2 APPEARS. Q2: Am I interrupting anything? Tuvok turns to see Q2. TUVOK: I am curious. Have the Q always had an absence of manners? Or is it the result of some natural evolutionary process that comes with omnipotence? Q2: What? Oh, you mean, just popping in when we feel like it. TUVOK: That is one relevant example. Q2: I apologize. At some point along the way, I guess we just stopped thinking about the little niceties. TUVOK: So it seems. Q2: But you mustn't think of us as omnipotent. No matter, what the Continuum would like you to believe. You and your ship seem incredibly powerful to life-forms without your technical expertise. It's no different with us. We may appear omnipotent to you, but believe me, we're not. TUVOK: Intriguing. Just what... vulnerabilities... do the Q have? Q2 laughs... Q2: Always on the lookout for the tactical advantage, Mister Tuvok. Very good. As a matter of fact, that's why I've come to see you. (beat) In a way, our "vulnerability" is what this is all about. As the Q have evolved, we've sacrificed many things along the way. Not just manners. But mortality, a sense of purpose, a desire for change, a capacity to grow. Every loss is a new vulnerability, wouldn't you say? TUVOK: Why are you telling me this? Q2: I want you to represent me in the hearing. TUVOK: Me. I have no legal expertise. Q2: I need someone who understands Federation asylum procedures. Besides, Vulcans approve of suicide. TUVOK: It is true that Vulcans who reach a certain infirmity with age do practice ritual suicides. Nevertheless, I fail to see how that fact would be meaningful in this circumstance. Q2: I have the right to counsel, Mister Tuvok. Will you assist me? A beat. TUVOK: I will speak to Captain Janeway. Q2: Thank you. He begins to gesture with his hand to disappear. Then has a second thought... not wanting to be rude, he EXITS through the door. INTERIOR READY ROOM Janeway is deep in study with a variety of padds and her computer on. A chime. JANEWAY: Come in. Tuvok ENTERS. TUVOK: Captain, the seeking asylum has asked me to act as his counsel in the hearing. JANEWAY: (reacts, then...) Smart of him. Well, that's his right. You want to do it? TUVOK: I feel it is my duty to accept. JANEWAY: Very well. (beat) But I have to warn you, you're not going to have an easy job, Tuvok. TUVOK: Is that an indication you are not entirely unbiased? JANEWAY: I don't mind telling you I consider any kind of suicide abhorrent. For me to assist him in any way... (beat, shaking her head at the thought) I was just doing some research. Do you know that on Romulus attempted suicide is a crime... and helping someone commit suicide is considered homicide? TUVOK: May I also point out that Klingons and Bajorans as well as Vulcans embrace suicide as an honorable way to end one's life. JANEWAY: On my world, it's an almost forgotten practice. And the rare times it occurs are very sad occasions. TUVOK: Sad, perhaps. But not illegal. And when one eliminates consideration of the survivors' emotional distress... JANEWAY: I'm afraid I'm not capable of doing that, Tuvok. TUVOK: (beat) May I ask you to at least keep an open mind? JANEWAY: Always, my friend. Tuvok nods and EXITS. We stay a beat on Janeway. INTERIOR HEARING ROOM Janeway sits at a desk in the center. Tuvok sits with Q2 on one side. Q1 sits on the other side. There is an empty witness chair near Janeway. JANEWAY: Let me begin by stating clearly that I expect all parties to act appropriately and with respect for these proceedings. I will not have this hearing turned into a circus, is that clear? Q2 acknowledges, Q1 just looks at his fingers. JANEWAY: Is that clear, Q? Q1 looks up... rises... Q1: Madame Captain, we are dealing here with an issue of the greatest importance to the Q Continuum. I assure you we take this matter very seriously. JANEWAY: Thank you. And please don't call me "Madame Captain." (to Q2) Since you've made it clear that your asylum would lead to suicide... you place me in a difficult position. Q2: (sympathetic) I understand, Captain. JANEWAY: May I ask you why you want to commit suicide? Q2: As difficult as it is for you to imagine, immortality... for me ... is impossible to endure any longer. (beat) In the Continuum, an individual has an obligation to be responsible for the path his life will follow. Q1: (interrupting)... His life will follow. Emphasize life... Q2: (overlapping) I never yielded that obligation to the Continuum. If the path I choose leads to death, what right do they have to interfere? Q1: He is putting his selfish wishes above the welfare of everyone else. Q2: And if I don't agree with the majority, then I'm to be locked up for eternity. Q1: You would not be confined if you weren't intent on harming yourself. (beat) With your permission, Captain, I would like to call an expert on the Continuum to discuss the implications of the decision to be made here. JANEWAY: Proceed. Q1: I call myself to the stand. ANGLE (OPTICAL) Another Q1 appears in the witness chair. (NOTE: Both appear simultaneously.) Q1 (LAWYER): Thank you for coming today. It's a rare honor to have someone of your reputation and accomplishment with US. Q1 (WITNESS): Thank you. Q1 (LAWYER): Tell me, what would be the impact of a Q suicide? Q1 (WITNESS): It would be an interruption to the Continuum. It would change the very nature of Q. JANEWAY: Can you be more specific? Q1 (WITNESS): No, because we're not even sure what the end result would be. His suicide could have all sorts of unknown consequences to the Continuum. Q2: Precisely! It would force the Q to deal with the unknown for the first time since the new era began. They're not just afraid of me; they're afraid of the unknown. Q1 (LAWYER): (to the witness, re: Q2) How would you characterize his remarks? Q1 (WITNESS): No Q has ever tried to commit suicide. Immortality is one of the defining qualities of being a Q. By every I measure of the Continuum, his remarks would have to be considered as mentally unbalanced. Q1 (LAWYER): (to Janeway) Mentally unbalanced. And no civilized people in the universe, including the primitive Federation societies, would condone the suicide of a mentally unbalanced person. He sits, satisfied. Tuvok rises, approaches the witness. TUVOK: Can you offer any other evidence of mental instability on the part of my client? Q1 (WITNESS): What more do I need? He wants to kill himself. TUVOK: In fact, until this issue arose, he was known in the Continuum as one of your great philosophers, is that not true? Q1 (WITNESS): Not anymore, it isn't. TUVOK: So, your entire basis for judging him mentally unbalanced is his wish to commit suicide. (beat, to Janeway) I submit that is a faulty premise. In many cultures, suicide is acceptable, and in and of itself cannot be used as evidence of mental illness. JANEWAY: I tend to agree with Mister Tuvok. Q1 (LAWYER): (frowns) Vulcans. Tuvok picks up a padd from his desk and consults the notes on it. TUVOK: Is it not true that on occasion the Continuum has executed Qs for certain crimes? Q1: Rare occasions, yes. TUVOK: Did not their deaths create an "interruption" to the Continuum? Q1: Their crimes created the interruption. Their deaths ended it. (beat) I know where you're going with this, Lieutenant. TUVOK: Do you? Q1: ...and it's not going to work. Our society, like any other, must control its disruptive elements. An execution may be undesirable, I'll grant you that, but on rare occasions it is warranted and necessary. And the decision to proceed is only made after great deliberation by the entire Continuum. You can't imagine the chaos that would be created if individuals, like Q here, had the ability to choose between life and death. This is a matter of social order versus anarchy. TUVOK: I understand. Tuvok takes a moment standing at his desk as though he's been beaten back. by Q's verbal assault... glancing at his padd again... without eye contact. TUVOK: And you find nothing contradictory in a society that outlaws suicide but practices capital punishment. And now he looks at Q1 the witness evenly, and that catches Q1 to guard... there's a long beat of eye contact, and finally Q1 just says Q1: No. Tuvok sits. Q2 whispers feverishly to him. JANEWAY: Any other questions, Lieutenant? TUVOK: (to Q1, the witness) just one other thing. Is it not true that you yourself were once accused by the Continuum of being mentally unstable? Were you not you disciplined for inappropriate behavior? Q1 (LAWYER): Objection! JANEWAY: I'll allow the question. Q1 (WITNESS): My record has been expunged. TUVOK: I will take that as a yes. Thank you. That is all. JANEWAY: (to the witness) You're excused. The witness Q1 disappears. The lawyer stands. Q1: May I beg the court's indulgence, I have other witnesses to call. JANEWAY: To what end? Q1: Your Captain Honor, I am here to argue for the majesty of life. What it means to us to be alive. A Q's life takes him to all corners of the universe. This Q's life has touched and affected many, many others... including some on your own homeworld. With your permission, I'd like to call some of those people whose lives were changed by this. JANEWAY: (reacts) You want to bring people here from Earth? I promise you it will not impact the timeline, and no one will remember ever being here when I send them back. JANEWAY: This is most unusual. Do you have any objection, Mister Tuvok? TUVOK: I am as curious as you are, Captain. JANEWAY: Very well. Proceed. Q gestures with his hand... three people appear COMMANDER WILLIAM RIKER, SIR ISAAC NEWTON, and a '60s hippie with long hair, granny glasses, and a grungy beard, in flower-power shirt and bell-bottoms. He is MAURY GINSBERG. Riker immediately reacts. the other two, onfused, look around trying to get their bearings. RIKER: Q! What the hell is this... ? Janeway rises and approaches the witnesses. JANEWAY: My apologies, Commander. To you all. My name is Kathryn Janeway. RIKER: (reacts) Janeway. The captain of U.S.S. Voyager? JANEWAY: That's correct, Commander. You're aboard Voyager. We're lost in the Delta Quadrant. As much as I wish you could tell them that when you get home, your memories will be wiped before you're sent back. Ginsberg laughs nervously, incredulously. He might be stoned. In fact, he might think that's what this is all about. GINSBERG: (praying) God, if you let me live through this, I promise I'll clean up my act. I swear. NEWTON: I demand an explanation. (to Ginsberg) Why are you dressed like that? GINSBERG: Man, have you looked in a mirror lately? JANEWAY: Allow me to... try... to explain, Mister... GINSBERG: Ginsberg. Maury Ginsberg. NEWTON: Sir Isaac Newton. RIKER: William Riker. (to Newton and Ginsberg) Nice to meet you. He shakes their hands. Janeway takes a moment to try and figure explain it to the prewarp fellows. JANEWAY: Consider for a moment that it might be possible to travel forward in time... say to the 24th century... onto a starship... seventy-five thousand light-years from Earth. (long beat, off their faces; this isn't working.) You're having a very strange dream. And in this dream, you're seeing this man whom you've all met before. She indicates Q2. He smiles, gives a slight wave. Newton takes a step forward, eyes lighting up with recognition. NEWTON: But I have seen you before... You were sitting under the tree the day. Q1: ...the day the apple fell on your head? NEWTON: Yes. That's right. Q1: Quite a day, wasn't it? As a matter of fact, this man jostled the tree as he got up to leave. NEWTON: Just before the apple fell, yes. And a new era of human science was born. GINSBERG: (to Q2) Wait a minute. Weren't you the guy in the jeep? Q2 shyly acknowledges. Q1: The "guy in the jeep" who picked you up after your own vehicle broke down one summer afternoon, isn't that so...? GINSBERG: Man, he was a lifesaver. My van died and they dragged it off the road because of all the traffic. It was backed up for miles. Q1: You were on your way to a job, weren't you... GINSBERG: Yeah, I was supposed to be on the follow spot up on tower three. I never would have made it in time if it weren't for him. (to Q2) Hey, whatever happened to that groovy chick with the long red beads in the backseat? I've been looking for her ever since you dropped me off. Q2: (all-knowing) You'll see her again; don't worry. Q1: To sum up, you were a spotlight operator at an outdoor concert of some sort... a concert that was put into jeopardy moments before it was to begin, when the entire sound system failed. GINSBERG: (shrugs) It was no big deal. Somebody must've snagged an extension cord with one of the trucks, that's all. I'm just lucky I noticed it. Q1: Yes, lucky you were at the right place at the right time, or it would have taken days to track down the problem... and there wouldn't have been a concert. RIKER: (to Janeway, re: Q1) Well, I'm sorry to say I have met him (re: Q2) I, I... but I've never seen this man before in my life. Q1: Are you sure? TUVOK: Has it not been established that my client was in captivity during all of Commander Riker's lifetime? ANGLE-AN EASEL(OPTICAL) Holding a photograph appears with a flash. RESUME Q1: Have you ever seen this photograph before? Riker takes it and looks. INSERT-CIVIL WAR PHOTOGRAPH Showing two Union. soldiers... one of whom is recovering from wounds... on crutches. RIKER: Sure, I have. That's Colonel Thaddius Riker after he was wounded at Pine Mountain. They called him "Iron Boots". RESUME RIKER: (continuing) He was in command of the Hundred and Second New York during General Sherman's march to Atlanta. This picture was taken in eighteen sixty-four, just after they let him out of the field hospital. Q1: And do you see the soldier beside him? INSERT-THE PICTURE Pushing in on the soldier. It is Q2, half-turned away from the camera... but still recognizable. RIKER: I'll be damned. It's him. Q1: In fact, he carried your wounded ancestor two miles from the front line... (to Q2) Didn't you? Riker looks over at Q2, who shrugs modestly. Q2: Yeah, I did. Q1 goes to the witnesses and puts a hand on each's shoulder as he comes to them Each gives an appropriate reaction to what they hear about themselves. Q1: My point is, Captain, that Q has had a profound influence on these three lives. (continuing) Without Q, Isaac Newton would have died forgotten in a Liverpool debtor's prison, a suspect in several prostitute murders. Without Q, there would have been no concert at... uh... (searching) Q2: Woodstock. Q1: ...wherever... and more importantly, Mister Ginsberg here would never have met his future wife, the groovy chick with the long red beads... and would never have become a successful orthodontist and settled in Scarsdale with four kids. GINSBERG: Far... out. Q1: Without there would have been no William T. Riker at all. And I would have lost at least a dozen really good opportunities to insult him over the years. Oh, and lest I forget, the Borg would have assimilated the Federation too. (turns to the witnesses) Thank you. Riker sighs, irritated. Ginsberg gives a peace sign, which Newton looks at strangely. ANGLE (OPTICAL) They disappear. Q1: (continuing) This is the life treats without respect. This is the life that he would give up so easily. He sits. Tuvok rises. TUVOK: May I remind this hearing and my learned colleague that for three centuries, My client has not been allowed contact with anyone. At this time, we would like to reproduce the environment in which he has been confined. Q1: I object. JANEWAY: No, I'll allow this. Tuvok nods to Q2, who makes a gesture, and a FLASH and suddenly we find ourselves in... INTERIOR Q CONFINEMENT (OPTICAL) Inside the comet. A dark, very cramped environment surrounded by ice sheets. All the people are close together. It's very uncomfortable. TUVOK: These are the conditions that my client would be forced to live in for eternity if you deny asylum, Captain. Q1: We just want him to have time to reconsider his position. Q2: I will never change my mind. Q1: This is your own doing. You could live a perfectly normal life if you were just willing to live a perfectly normal life. JANEWAY: I've seen enough. Please return us to the hearing room. Q2 waves his arm, a FLASH, and we're back. INTERIOR HEARING ROOM As before. TUVOK: I would submit that the quality of life that my client will have to endure should be considered in this proceeding. He sits. Janeway thinks for a beat... then addresses Q2. JANEWAY: I don't like those conditions any more than you do, Mister Tuvok. (to Q2) And I wouldn't want to spend another day there if I were you. A long beat as she looks down, is forced to confront internally what she's about to say. JANEWAY: But I'm here to rule on a request for asylum... not to judge the penal system of the Q Continuum. (motioning to Q1) And he does have a point-you were confined only to prevent you from doing harm to yourself. (beat, she picks up a padd) I've been doing a great deal of research, studying a 13 variety of cultural attitudes on suicide to help me frame the basis of a decision. Mister Tuvok, are you familiar with the "double effect" principle on assisted suicide that dates back to the Bolian Middle Ages? TUVOK: I believe it relates to the relief of suffering, does it not, Captain? JANEWAY: (acknowledges) It states: "An action that has the principal effect of relieving suffering may be ethically justified even though the same action has the secondary effect of possibly causing death." (beat, as she lets it sink in, to Q2) This principle is the only thing I can find that could possibly convince me to decide in your favor, Q. And yet, as I look at you, you don't seem by our standards, aged, infirm, or in any pain. (continuing) Can you show this hearing that you suffer in any manner other than that caused by the conditions of your incarceration? Any suffering that would justify a decision to grant you asylum? Q2 looks uncertain, glances at Tuvok. Q1 grins, sensing victory is near. TUVOK: May I request a recess to consider our response, Captain? JANEWAY: Granted. And as the group prepares to leave. TIME CUT TO: INTERIOR MESS HALL Tuvok and Q2 sit. Tuvok eats sparingly... tries to think of a strategy. Q2: We're going to lose, aren't we? TUVOK: I would say we have not yet convinced Captain Janeway of the validity of our argument. Q2: (nods, a beat, with deep appreciation) You're doing a fine job, Mister Tuvok. It's nice to know someone believes in me. TUVOK: I am representing your position to the best of my ability. It is most definitely not my own. (off Q2's surprised reaction) I see no persuasive evidence that a life like yours should be wasted... simply because you are disgruntled. Frankly, I see no logic to your position. Q2: You... you surprise me, Mister Tuvok... which is a rare and lovely gift to a Q. Thank you. (beat) But may I say, if you only knew what life as a were like, you would see the logic. -- Tuvok reacts, his mind working... a long beat... TUVOK: Then, perhaps what we should do next-is take this hearing to see life in the Continuum itself. Off Q's reaction... FADE OUT. ACT FOUR FADE IN: INTERIOR READY ROOM Janeway paces, troubled, thinking stops, takes a deep breath, hits her combadge. JANEWAY: Computer... (it bleeps) Is there any indication in our files about how to contact a Q? COMPUTER VOICE: Negative. Qs traditionally contact humans. There is no known line of communication to the Continuum. JANEWAY: Well, I have need to establish one. Do you have any suggestions? COMPUTER VOICE: You might try yelling for him. JANEWAY: Yelling? COMPUTER VOICE: Or perhaps he already knows you want to see him. JANEWAY: (realizing, overlapping) ANGLE-TO SEE Q1 BEHIND HER Continuing to talk in the computer's voice. JANEWAY: I can't imagine how Captain Picard has put up with you all these years. Q1: (normal voice) I know you find this overwhelming, Kathy. And that's understandable. But trust me; in years to come, you will treasure our moments together. He is uncomfortably close. There is a definite tension. She's as cold as ice. JANEWAY: I do not appreciate your flirtations. Q1: (breaking the tension) I always flirted with Jean-Luc too, but I never got the rise out of him that I get out of you. (beat) We really have to do something with your hair. JANEWAY: Can we talk about the hearing? Q1: Talk about the case ex parte? Is that really appropriate? JANEWAY: I'd like to get myself out of the middle of this, and you can make it easier for me. (off his look) Come to the next session of the hearing and announce that the Continuum is ready to reintegrate Q into your society. That you won't condemn him to that cell for eternity. Q1: And you'd rule in our favor. JANEWAY: I would consider it a very meaningful gesture by the Continuum. Q1: How would you know if I intended to keep my word? JANEWAY: Based on my research, you have been many things-a rude -interfering- inconsideratesadistic... Q1: You've made your point. JANEWAY: Pest. And, oh yes, you introduced us to the Borg, thank you very much... but one thing you have never been is a liar. Q1: You've uncovered my one redeeming virtue. Am I blushing? (beat, sighs) I wish I could help you, Kathy. I just can't. We're dealing here with the most dangerous man in the Continuum. I didn't tell you this, but one of his self destructive stunts created a misunderstanding that ignited the hundred-year war between the Romulans and the Vulcans. No, he has to go back to his confinement. (beat) But I would like to make this easier for you. (off her curious look) The Continuum is prepared to do you a little favor... if we approve of your ruling. Look out the window. She reacts, goes to the window. ANGLE (OPTICAL) -HER P.O.V. Out the window... she can see Earth. JANEWAY CLOSE-UP JANEWAY: (whispering) That's... Earth. Q1: Now you see it. Now you don't. She glances away, toward him, and when she looks back to the window. HER P.O.V.-NOTHING BUT STARS JANEWAY Reacts... turns back, but Q is gone. INTERIOR HEARING ROOM (OPTICAL) Tuvok rises. Move to reveal the session is under way, with all the players in position. TUVOK: We are prepared to illustrate the nature of Q's suffering, Captain. But in order to do so, we must show this hearing what life is like in the Continuum. Q1: And how do you intend to do that? TUVOK: By going to the Continuum itself. JANEWAY: Is this possible? Q1: No. It's a ridiculous idea. You would never understand. TUVOK: My client has the right to ask for an inspection of the living conditions that lead to his suffering, Captain. JANEWAY: I would agree with that. Q1 throws up his hands at the incredibility of this request-he looks over at Q2. Q1: I suppose you have some crazy idea how to pull this off? Q2 acknowledges and moves over to Q1. They huddle in a corner, discussing this in muted tones... mostly out of earshot as Tuvok and Janeway exchange a glance. At one point we hear Q1 say: Q1: ...only if... Q2: ...fine, fine... And when they break, Q2 nods to Tuvok. Q1: We've agreed on a... format... for this sojourn. But I still believe it's ill-advised. JANEWAY: I'll be the judge of that. Whenever you're ready, Mister Tuvok. Tuvok nods to Q2, who makes a motion... a FLASH... and suddenly we find ourselves... EXTERIOR DESERT ROAD-DAY (OPTICAL) The wind whistling softly... the sky a red hue... Janeway and Tuvok react. JANEWAY: This is the Continuum? A road in a desert? Q1: (to Q2) I told you so. Q2: This is a... manifestation... of the Continuum that we hope will fall within your level of comprehension. This way. And as they trudge forward... we boom up to see the road stretch to the horizon in infinity. Up ahead is a single rustic building... sort of a roadside "grill"... or road stop. EXTERIOR ROAD STOP-DAY A slow pan to show us the structure... a solid country feel, not dilapidated... a neon clock in the window has no hands... a sign next to it says, "Never Closes"... on the porch where one man in a rocking chair smokes a corncob pipe as he reads a Biblical-looking book entitled "THE OLD". An attractive young woman sits on the porch, leaning against a post as she reads a sexy magazine called "THE NEW," with a cover picture of a provocatively dressed couple in an embrace. She laughs intermittently. One man plays a pinball machine entitled "GALAXY" at the far end of the porch. A young couple play croquet in front, except the balls seem to be miniature planets. A scarecrow dressed in a Starfleet red uniform guards vacant fields. ANGLE-A HOUND DOG Barks at the arriving visitors, retreats to the porch. The country folk look with suspicion at the guests. JANEWAY: Good afternoon. They don't speak. At best, they glance up out of the corner of an eye. Mostly they ignore them. The woman cackles at her magazine. Q2: (embarrassed) I apologize for their lack of hospitality, Captain. We are not used to visitors. In fact you are the only ones who've ever come. TUVOK: Then what is the purpose of the road? Q2: The road takes us to the rest of the universe... and then it leads back here... an endless circle. JANEWAY: This was your existence before your confinement? Q2: (acknowledges) I traveled the road many times. Sat on the porch ... played the games... been the dog... everything. I was even the scarecrow for a while. JANEWAY: Why? Q2: Because I hadn't done it. Q1: Oh, we've all done the scarecrow, big deal. JANEWAY: I can't say I entirely understand what I'm seeing here. But these people don't seem to be suffering. Q1: Of course not. These are happy people. Happy people. What's there to feel sad about? Look at them. He tries to coax up some smiles with a look and hand gestures. Q2: They don't dare feel sad. If only they could, that would be progress. Q1: (dismissive) The philosopher speaks. Q2: He's right, of course. When I was a respected philosopher, I celebrated the continuity... the undeviation of Q life. I argued that our civilization had achieved a purity that no other culture had ever approached. And it was wonderful. For a while. At the beginning of the new era, life as a Q was one continuous dialogue of discovery and issues and humor from all over the universe... but look at them now... listen to their dialogue now... TUVOK: I am afraid I cannot hear any. Q2: Because it's all been said. Everyone has seen everything, heard everything. They haven't had to speak to each other for ten millennia. There's nothing left to say. Q1: (defensive) I don't know about you, but I appreciate a little peace and quiet now and again. Q2 studies him. Q2: It is ironic, isn't it. Q1: I don't know what you mean. Q2: Of course you do. That you of all people should be arguing their case. And that strikes home for Q. He does his best to deny it. Q1: I believe in the ultimate purity of the... Q2: You who were banned from the Continuum and made mortal to pay for your crimes. Q1: My penance has ended. I am a born-again Q. That life is behind me. Q2: What a shame. Because in many ways, that life inspired me. Q1: (caught off-guard) It did? I did? Q2: Oh yes... you never knew that, did you? Beat as Q1, perplexed, studies Q2. After a beat, 02 continues. Q2: You see, Captain, Q rebelled against this existence by refusing to behave himself - he was out of control, using his powers irresponsibly for his own amusement. He desperately needed amusement because he couldn't find any at home. Q1: (trying to be the good Q) I paid the price for my inappropriate behavior. Q2: No, we paid the price when we forced you to stop. For a moment there, you really got our attention, my attention. You gave us something to talk about! (beat) But then you surrendered to the will of the Continuum like a good little Q. And may I say that you have become a fine, upstanding member of the Continuum. (moving closer and speaking softer for emphasis, entre-nous) But I miss that irrepressible Q... who forced me to think. Q1 looks away, trying not to be moved. But in fact, he is deeply affected by this. Q2 smiles after him, gently wise. ANGLE Q2 moves to the woman reading "THE NEW" magazine, takes the magazine out of her hands. Q2: May I borrow this? She glares at him. He hands the magazine to Janeway; Tuvok looks over her shoulder. Q2: This was the beginning of my fall from grace. INSERT-THE MAGAZINE ARTICLE (OPTICAL) Shows a small photo of Q2 smiling... the regular column is titled "My Corner of the Continuum." The article is headlined: "I'm Ready to Die; How About You?" Q2: It was the last edition, by the way. They "shut down the presses" after I wrote this. But they couldn't keep me silent. I continued to speak out in favor of self termination. Q1: That's when he lost his mind... and started trying to destroy himself. Finally we had no choice but to confine him for his own safety. Q2: Not for my safety. For theirs. I was the greatest threat that the Continuum had ever known. They feared me so much they had to lock me away for eternity. And when they did, they were saying that an individual's rights will be protected only as long as they're not in conflict with the state. And nothing could be more dangerous to a society. (beat) My life's work is complete. But they force immortality on me... and by doing so they cheapen and denigrate my life and all life in the Continuum. (to the country folk) All life. (beat) You are an explorer, Captain. What if you had nothing left to explore? Would you want to live forever under those circumstances? (beat) You ask me to prove to you that I suffer in terms that you equate to pain or disease. Look at us. When life is futile, meaningless, unendurable, it must be allowed to end. Can't you see, Captain? For us, the disease is immortality. He locks eyes with Janeway, who understands completely. Q2 waves his hand, and there's a flash and we're back. INTERIOR HEARING ROOM (OPTICAL) As we left it. Tuvok rises. TUVOK: We rest our case, Captain. She looks to Q1, who seems affected by the day's proceedings. He is thoughtful and introspective. He shakes his head, uncharacteristically silent. JANEWAY: (a beat) Very well. I'll make my ruling in the morning. We'll be in recess until then. She rises to EXIT... and as Q1 exchanges a look with Q2-we FADE OUT. ACT FIVE FADE IN: INTERIOR JANEWAY'S QUARTERS (OPTICAL) Dark. Janeway is in bed... but sleep will not come. She stares at the ceiling... after a beat... her hair is down. Q1: (offcamera) Trouble sleeping? She reacts, turns to see Q in bed beside her in a Rip Van Winkle cap and gown. He smiles. Q1: Ever try warm Kylerian goat's milk? She leaps out of bed... puts on a robe. JANEWAY: Get out. Q1: Did you think about our offer? JANEWAY: You mean your bribe. Q1: Merely an incentive to make the proper decision. JANEWAY: It'll play no part in my deliberations. Q1: (beat, quite serious) No, I told them it wouldn't. That's why I talked them into giving you what you asked for. And it's important to note that Q has been touched by his encounter with Q2. He genuinely cares for him at this point. OFF her curious look, low key, sincere. Q1: (continuing) I give you my word, he won't go back into the cell. We'll assign someone to look after him. Whatever it takes. Janeway breaks eye contact, thinks about this new development. It would have been easier yesterday... before Q2's plea to end his suffering. Q1: That is what you wanted, isn't it? JANEWAY: (beat, thoughtful, still no eye contact, soft) That's what I wanted. Q1: So, you've won. Janeway wonders if she has, silently. Q1: Let's celebrate. You and me. Just the two of us. Janeway does a take at that... breaks her thought pattern. JANEWAY: What? Q1: I'll take you home. Before you know it, you'll be scampering across the meadow with your little puppies, the grass beneath your bare feet. A man, coming over the hill way in the distance, waves to you. You run to be in his arms and as you get closer you see it's... me. JANEWAY: You... ? Q1: Forget Mark; I know how to show a girl a good time. How would you like a ticker-tape parade down Sri Lanka Boulevard? The captain who brought Voyager back... a celebrated hero. I never did anything like that for Jean-Luc. But I feel very close to you. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because you have such authority yet manage to preserve your femininity so well. She stares at him for perhaps the longest silent beat in the history of film. JANEWAY: Leave. Q1: (undeterred) We'll talk about it after the hearing tomorrow. He DISAPPEARS. A beat on an incredulous Janeway and then... EXTERIOR SPACE-VOYAGER (OPTICAL) Time passage. INTERIOR HEARING ROOM Janeway at her desk... studies a padd with some notes on it... looks up, takes a deep breath and begins. JANEWAY: I've tried to find some way to reconcile all the conflicting emotions I've felt during this hearing. My own aversion to suicide... (to Q2)... my compassion for your situation, Q. It hasn't been easy. (beat) I've tried to tell myself that this is not about suicide, but about granting asylum. That I am not personally being asked to perform euthanasia. And as technically true as that may be, I cannot escape the moral implications of my choices. (beat) I've also had to consider that a decision to grant asylum and the subsequent suicide of a Q might have a significant impact on the Continuum. That such a decision could change the nature of an entire society, whether it be a favorable or unfavorable change, disturbs me greatly. (beat) But then there are the rights of the individual in this matter. (talking directly to Q2) I don't believe that you're mentally unbalanced. And I do believe you are suffering intolerably. (continuing) Under these conditions, I find it impossible to support immortality forced on an individual by the state. The unforeseen disruption that may occur in the Continuum is not enough, in my opinion, to justify any additional suffering by this individual. (beat) So, I hereby grant you asylum. Reactions. Q1 rises. Q1: Captain... may I see you in chambers? JANEWAY: You've been in my chambers enough for one visit, sir. Q1: A sidebar, your honor. Q2: (to Q 1) She ruled in my favor. You made a promise. Q1 looks at him, frowns and sighs... snaps his fingers carelessly. Q2 makes his "magic Q" gesture several times; nothing happens. He glows. Q2: Nothing! Nothing happened. My powers are gone. I'm mortal! Q1 looks at Janeway. Q1: Well, so much for ticker-tape parades. JANEWAY: I'm not finished. (to Q2) Q, now that you're mortal, you have a new existence to explore... an entirely new state of being... filled with the mysteries of mortal life... pleasures you've never felt before. (beat) I like this life, Q. You might too. Think hard before you give it up. Q2 exchanges a long look with her, acknowledges. JANEWAY: This hearing is adjourned. She rises. EXTERIOR SPACE - VOYAGER (OPTICAL) JANEWAY: (voice-over) Captain's log, stardate 49301.2. We have assigned quarters to our new passenger, who has entered his name on our crew manifest as Quinn. I am eager to engage him in interesting ship activities as soon as possible. INTERIOR READY ROOM Janeway and Chakotay. CHAKOTAY: How about Stellar Cartography? JANEWAY: (shakes her head) We could shut down Stellar Cartography with all the knowledge he would bring to the job. CHAKOTAY: Well, that's going to be a problem with just about everything we assign him to. JANEWAY: There's got to be something on board that will. DOCTOR: (corn voice) Sickbay to Captain Janeway. JANEWAY: Go ahead. DOCTOR: (corn voice) Captain, I think you should come down to sickbay. Mister Quinn is here. I'm afraid he's dying. Janeway exchanges a look with Chakotay. OMITTED INTERIOR SICKBAY Tuvok is with the Doctor at Q2's bedside as Janeway ENTERS. JANEWAY: There's nothing you can do? DOCTOR: He's ingested a rare form of Nogatch hemlock. There is no known cure. She looks at him; he smiles weakly... takes her hand. Q2: I'm sorry to disappoint you, Captain. But I would only be pretending to "fit in" to this mortal existence. This is my final gift to my people. Tell them those were my last words. (beat) I dearly thank you for making this possible. And he's gone. Janeway looks down sadly and shakes her head and sighs. TUVOK: Doctor, do you generally keep samples of fatal poisons in storage? DOCTOR No. TUVOK: The replicators will not produce them either. JANEWAY: (catching on) So how did he get his hands on Nogatch hemlock? NEW ANGLE (OPTICAL) To reveal Q1. Q1: I got it for him. Reactions. TUVOK: You assisted his suicide? Q1: Illogical, is it, Tuvok? 1 don't think so. By demanding to end his life, he's taught me a little something about my own. He was right when he said the Continuum scared me back in line. I didn't have his courage or his convictions. He called me "irrepressible." This was a man who was truly irrepressible. (beat) I only hope I can be a worthy student. JANEWAY: I imagine the Continuum won't be very happy with you, Q. Q1: (smiles) I certainly hope not. He takes her hand and kisses it. Q1: Au revoir, Madame Captain. We will meet again. And he flashes away. Janeway takes a moment and then thoughtful expression begins to form, we FADE OUT.