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Janeway: "Coffee, black."
Neelix:
"Um, sorry captain. We lost two more replicators this
morning..."
Janeway: "Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to
say this once. Coffee, black."
Neelix:
"...Yes ma'am." |
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Paris: "Well, he's been attacking
the aliens with his death ray."
Tuvok:
"It's a shame we don't have one." |
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Janeway: "This is how you've been
spending your free time?"
Paris: "Well, I've, uh, been studying how past generations view
the future."
Janeway:
"And...?"
Paris:
"Well (chuckles), it didn't work out quite as
black-and-white as they imagined." |
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Paris: "One more thing. If you
have trouble with Chaotica, or you can't get to the
death ray, you can always uncork the pheromones."
Janeway: "I beg your pardon?" |
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Janeway: "Ah, I see you've kept my
pheromones. I didn't realize you were the scent-imental
type." |
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Janeway: Let me get this straight:
trans-dimensional aliens have mistaken your Captain
Proton simulation for reality."
Paris: "Yes ma'am."
Janeway:
"And now an armed conflict has broken out between these
aliens, and Chaotica's holographic army."
Paris:
"Yes ma'am. His army of evil." |
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Paris: "The Destructo beam on my
rocket ship can disable the death ray, but only if
someone gets inside the Fortress of Doom and can shut
down the lightning shield." |
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Doctor: "Isn't anybody going to
sing 'Hail to the Chief'?"
Kim:
"Mr. President! How'd it go?"
Doctor: "My performance was unimpeachable." |
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Janeway: "HAH! You're no match for
Arachnia!" |
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Janeway: "I don't know how to tell
you this..."(shoots Chaotica with ray gun)"but the
wedding's off!" |
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Paris: "Looks like he burned out a
resistor.'"
Tuvok: "A what?" |
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Paris: "Intercepted communications
between Dr Chaotica and Arachnia. Stop. Chaotica at war
with aliens from fifth dimension. Stop. Must strike now
to disable death ray.'"
Tuvok:
"Stop. Please summarize the message." |
