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Doctor: "Their injuries are minor. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about their lack of manners."
Janeway: "Doctor!"
   
Torres: "I can expand your musical subroutines all you like. I can even reprogram you to be a whistling teapot."
   
Torres: "You're right. They won't be able to see anything but the top of your head. The glare could blind them."
   
Doctor: "While we're at it, lieutenant, I'll need some help with my wardrobe."
Torres: "I'm an engineer, not a costume designer."
   
Janeway: "Doctor, or do you prefer Maestro?"
Doctor: "Oh, please, either is acceptable."
Janeway: "Well, then, let me make it clear to both of you. Maestro, you're finished for today. Doctor, report to sickbay. Now."
   
Seven of Nine: "I believe the Qomar are attempting to disable our com system."
Janeway: "How?"
Seven of Nine: "By overloading it with millions of teraquads of irrelevant data."
Janeway: "What do you mean by "irrelevant"? They are transmissions... all addressed to The Doctor."
Seven of Nine: "Precisely. I've only been able to decipher a small fraction of them so far, but they include invitations to social and scientific functions, requests for personal encounters, cloying tributes to The Doctor's talents."
Janeway: "Computer, stand down red alert. This isn't sabotage, Seven. This is fan mail."
   
Seven of Nine: "I have something for you."
Doctor: "What is it?"
Seven of Nine: "Fan mail."
Doctor: "Delete it. I don't want to read another word."
Seven of Nine: "Then I'll read it for you."
Doctor: "Seven..."
Seven of Nine: "Dear Doctor, I regret that your last performance was not as successful as you'd hoped. There are still those who appreciate your unique talents and admire you as an individual. I'll always consider myself your loyal fan."
Doctor: "Who's it from?"
Seven of Nine: "It's signed "Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01.""