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Janeway:
"Coffee, black."
Computer: "Make it yourself." |
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Q:
"Then it's single-cellular city for you my boy!" |
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Q Junior:
"Kirk may have been a lowly Human, but at least he had
pizazz. That report made him sound as interesting as a
Vulcan funeral dirge!" |
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Q Junior:
"Itchy, are you in here? Itchy??"
Icheb: "What can I do for you, Q-Ball?" |
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Q:
"If the Continuum has told you once, they have told you
a thousand times: DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!!!" |
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Janeway:
"You can't just dump your child on someone and hope he
learns something."
Q: "I can't?" |
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Q Junior:
"You really should have picked a better godparent."
Q: "Hmm, wonder if it's too late to ask
Jean-Luc?" |
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Janeway:
"You're not going to do your son any favors by indulging
him." |
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Q:
"I'm sure you'll do whatever you can to avoid returning
to that petri dish." |
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Q Junior:
"Don't tell me you're actually going through with Q's
plan."
Janeway: "I may not approve of his methods, but
for once his heart seems to be in the right place." |
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Q Junior:
"Talk about perfection." |
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Q Junior:
"Can I see you naked again?" |
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Chakotay:
"I'm offering him the chance to fail." |
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Q Junior:
"Tell me, how do you save a race that is already
omnipotent?" |
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Q:
"You're a genius!!" |
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Q:
"The boy needs to demonstrate nothing less than
exemplary Q-ness."
Janeway: "And what exactly is Q-ness?"
Q: "Oh, it's impossible for your minuscule mind
to comprehend, but I know Q-ness when I see it. And this
is not it." |
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Janeway:
"Don't you 'Aunt Kathy' me!"
Q Junior: "Yell at me later, we need to get Icheb
to sickbay." |
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Q:
"If your little playmate has to die to teach you a
lesson, then so be it." |
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Chokuzan Commander:
"In our culture adults are accountable for the actions
of their children." |
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Q:
"I wish you could see the look on your faces! Oh wait,
you can!" |
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Q:
"He's been here for five days and what have you taught
him? How to scribble essays and play with holograms?
What's next, basket weaving?" |
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Q Junior:
"What do you want, Kitchen Rat?" |
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Neelix:
"We could play kadis-kot?"
Q Junior: "Are there explosions in kadis-kot?!"
Neelix: "Well, no, but..."
Q Junior: "Then I'm not interested!" |
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Q:
"He isn't so bad once you get to know him. He's just
misunderstood."
Janeway: "He tried to kill my crew!"
Q: "No one was hurt. I repaired the damage to
your ship. I even gave your pet Talaxian his vocal
chords back. Everything's exactly as it was." |
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Q:
"What sort of an example would I be setting for my son
if I did all the work for you?" |
