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Doctor:
"This is outrageous!"
Paris: "What's outrageous is that I'm going to
miss my tee time." |
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Paris:
"Your program is about as subtle as a Ferengi mating
dance!" |
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Doctor:
"I could use your help with the rewrites."
Paris: "Really?! Well, you realize, as a writer,
I'm a little unsophisticated."
Doctor: "No, I believe the phrase you're looking for is
'low-brow'." |
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Doctor:
"Sorry, it's just frustrating to hear that I have no
more legal standings than a replicator." |
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Janeway:
"I would never have believed that an EMH could become a
valued member of my crew, and my friend. The Doctor is a
person as real as any flesh and blood I have ever
known." |
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Arbitrator:
"The Doctor exhibits many of the traits we associate
with a person. Intelligence, creativity, ambition, even
fallibility, but are these traits real or is The Doctor
merely programmed to simulate them? To be honest, I
don't know. Eventually we will have to decide because
the issue of holographic rights isn't going to go away,
but at this time, I am not prepared to rule that The
Doctor is a person under the law. However, it is obvious
he is no ordinary hologram and while I can't say with
certainty that he is a person I am willing to extend the
legal definition of artist to include The Doctor. I
therefore rule that he has the right to control his work
and I'm ordering all copies of his holo-novels to be
recalled immediately." |
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EMH Mark I:
"Ask the operator to run Program Forty-Seven Beta."
EMH Mark I: "Why? What is it?"
EMH Mark I: "It's called Photons Be Free. It's
quite provocative." |
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Doctor:
"As far as I know captain, you haven't executed |
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Paris:
"Chapter one: It's the doctor's world, you're just
living in it." |
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Mrs Kim:
"This Captain Janeway sounds like such a lovely woman.
Maybe I should write her!"
Kim: "MOM!" |
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Neelix:
"Doctor, I need your help."
Doctor: "Unless you're suffering acute symptoms,
go away." |
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Janeway:
"I made myself clear. But The Doctor disobeyed my direct
orders. In the process, he endangered the ship, and
crew."
Arbitrator: "Hardly commendable behavior."
Janeway: "No, it wasn't. But it was Human." |
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Two of Three:
"It hurts when I do this."
Paris: "Well then, don't do it." |
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Doctor:
"I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but it feels like a
hollow victory. Pardon the pun." |
